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Lyrics
Verse 1
Em
Oh, hello, come have a look,
Tell me what you want to cook
Am
We have everything in here:
I am yogurt, this is beer
H7
If you eat me, you’ll go to heaven
And don’t tell me that I have an
C H7
Expiration date… I’m way beyond that!
Milk is getting slightly spoiled
It’s okay, just please don’t boil it
If it’s not drunk by tomorrow
It will surely die of sorrow.
The bottle shows you when it’s over
But who cares? Just drink it slower!
Expiration date… is coming for it!
Middle
G – H7 – G – H7
Em – F#7 – Em – F#7 – H7
Verse 2
Cheese’s crust is getting stiffer
And it’s taste is getting bitter
Years ago it was a Cheddar
But the age just made it better
And the mould is getting whiter
Eating that will make life brighter
Expiration date… it doesn’t matter
Middle 2
+ C#7 to transpose to F#m
Verse 3
Yes, I know, we all have issues
All you need is just some tissues.
Nobody will see you crying
If you do continue smiling.
And you’ll look much more appealing
If you never show your feelings
Expiration date… we’re reaching for it!
Middle 3
A – C#7 – A – C#7
F#m – G#7 – F#m – H7
(Transposition back to Em)
Verse 4
Are you frightened of this scene?
This is what we call “cuisine”.
Close the door, come back tomorrow
Fridge is empty, life is hollow
Yes, I know that you are scared,
But you can never be prepared
For expiration day…
E – C – G – H7 – Em
So, just enjoy your life!